when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
I just want to get married to someone and start building a life together. How cute is the idea though. Waking up to someone, making breakfast, being lazy together, marathoning lotr, watching tv shows cuddled in blankets, taking turns making tea, making them smile, reading books aloud, not being alone…
this is beyond accurate and let me tell you its the best feeling in the world.
This is what it’s like, and it’s paradise on earth.
You’re not even old enough to know how bad life gets.”
“Obviously doctor, you’ve never been a thirteen year old girl.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
HI I JUST GOT MY BOY TO SHAVE HIS BEARD VIA TEXTS AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE BEARD BURN WILL NO LONGER BE A PART OF MY STRUGGLES
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy